I have a question

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1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

 

2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 

3. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

 

4. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

 

6. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

 

7. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

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1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

 

2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

 

3. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

 

4. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

 

6. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

 

7. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

 

Now i have even more things to worry about !

 

If Moths are nocturnal, why do the like light so much. Wake up in the daytime, it's everywhere