Some deep thoughts

[Bazle]

Just found these quotes on the net. Wish I'd thought of them

 

• 'My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.' Les Dawson

 

• 'It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.' Drew Carey

 

• 'Sex... the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.' Lord Chesterfield

 

• 'I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.' Bob Monkhouse

 

• 'The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage.' Will Cuppy

 

• 'The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.' Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985.

 

• 'What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.' Ken Hammond.

 

• 'You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.' Emo Philips.

 

• 'Sex is dirty only if it's done right.' Woody Allen

 

• 'I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.' Steve Martin

 

• 'I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.' Elton John

 

• 'Sex is like bridge: If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand.' Charles Pierce

 

• 'Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good.' Woody Allen