Arab joke

[phomsanuk 1]

A professor at the University of Montana was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

 

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,

'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

 

About 90 students raise their hands.

 

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

 

About 40 students raise their hands.

 

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

 

About 15 students raise their hand.

 

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

 

Three students raise their hands.

 

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

 

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

 

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

 

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

 

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

 

Ahmed replied, "Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

[LocalYokul 217]

Revenge !

[Cinali 8]

 

RESPECT TO ALL RELIGIONS. PLS DELETE THE PİC.

[englishinsiam 15]

Revenge !

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Quality Pic and joke.

 

Better delete it thouigh they might put a Fatwah on the Forum.

 

No sense of humour some people.

[Cinali 8]

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Quality Pic and joke.

 

Better delete it thouigh they might put a Fatwah on the Forum.

 

No sense of humour some people.

 

I really dont get the sense of homour there. The pic is disguasting. Praying and sex are not involved together in my sense of homour in any religion.

I think that all religions must be respected.

[MM 6,562]

I really dont get the sense of homour there. The pic is disguasting. Praying and sex are not involved together in my sense of homour in any religion.

I think that all religions must be respected.

 

I have removed the picture, but not because it offended you or anyone else. I did it because I like to mess with LocalYokul.

[Stinky 12]

I have removed the picture, but not because it offended you or anyone else. I did it because I like to mess with LocalYokul.

 

I thought pic was FAF! I also think that it's FAF you deleted it just to fuck with your bestest buddy the spelling policeman.

[LocalYokul 217]

the pix was pretty funny

[chacha 0]

A professor at the University of Montana was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

 

To get a feel for his audience, he asks,

'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

 

About 90 students raise their hands.

 

Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

 

About 40 students raise their hands.

 

That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

 

About 15 students raise their hand.

 

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

 

Three students raise their hands.

 

That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

 

Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.

 

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

 

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

 

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

 

Ahmed replied, "Oh shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

So was it a Jewish Arab ?

[Stinky 12]

So was it a Jewish Arab ?

 

 

Or a Kiwi Arab?........ERRRRRR.......Goats not sheep, sorry.