At the doctors

[pcdodger]

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there and you have

to answer in front of others what's wrong.

 

Sometimes it's embarrassing.

 

There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what

is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

 

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old

guy handled it.

 

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached

the desk.... The receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the

doctor for today?'

 

'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist

became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting

room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong

and I told you,' he said.

 

The receptionist replied, 'You've caused some embarrassment in this

room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with

your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor

in private.'

 

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of

strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

 

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

 

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

 

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

 

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken

her advice.

 

'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'

 

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

 

The waiting room erupted in laughter