Glitterman Speaks About Anoying Pedalers [Street Vendors]

[glitterman]

The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back AGAIN all about vendors on the sands LANE [What a great poem, never same same SANE]

 

They run [well almost] from the sands of Pattaya Beach on to the parallel promenade almost colliding with surprised pedestrians, they go straight on to the Beach Road amidst swerving mopeds and peeping car horns, then to the other side where they disappear like rats into the shadows.

 

What is the reason for this panic? is there a Tsunami coming?

 

Well the reason is seen a few seconds later, a market police car [usually a silver or red Toyota pickup] is cruising at walking pace along the curb making its presence known. The people running are pedalers or street vendors, BUT they are running with MASSIVE smiles on their faces, it is a game to them. The Police in the car are also smiling, enjoying the stirrup, not caring about the potential accidents they are causing. The funniest thing is that within that very same minuit, the pedalers are back on the sands again, selling their trash.......SHAMEFUL DISPLAY.!!!!!!

 

In my opinion [of a harmless clown] a much better Police tactic would be to have a plain clothes policeman sitting in one of those deck chairs on the beach, with hidden backup he could discreetly arrest and charge 100 in one hour. The next day ALL the pedalers would be cautious as to where or who the Policeman could be, and so the numbers would drop dramaticly......but hey what do i know.

 

It looks like 75% of all people walking on the beach are pedalers. They appear to be selling anything and everything, from bed quilt covers to the kitchen sink [well okay, not the kitchen sink]. Certain items become very fashionable for the sellers. Right now large holographic effect photos are very popular [they are actually very good] Sellers outside shopping malls are catapulting festoons of spiraling L.E.D. light objects high up into the air. It will not be too long before someone cops one in the eye. Or slips on a remote controlled acrobatic toy car as if it were a banana skin.

 

Some Pattaya sand pedalers do not take 'NO' for an answer. The worst ones are the short fat women with crinkly old faces from Chang Mai [often wearing colourful witches hats. They sell black stringed necklaces etc . They stand in front of you, aware that you have already given them a clear 'NO', then they slowly hold out a hand with 40 0f these fall apart necklaces. You are then pushed to the end of your patience as you shake your head and say 'NO' again, DO they go away?.....They do NOT, instead they hold out their other hand which has another 40 necklaces on it.

 

They are doing it deliberately to annoy you, i know, i have asked them. Take a tip from me;...THE PEDALER ENJOYS WINDING UP MEN WHO GET IRRITATED AND GRUMPY, THE MORE GRUMPIER THE RESPONSE, THE BETTER.

 

Do you get irritated by pedalers?

or do you enjoy pedal free Jomtien?

Have you ever bought one of those annoying dark wooden frogs, that make a simulated croaking sound, when a stick is run along its serrated spine?

Are there any shops on the moon that sell cheese, in case i run out?..there now i have gone and spoilt my article.

 

 

The Royal Glitterman hath Spoken.

[lovedog100]

Blow it out your ass

 

 

Edit - lovedog, watch what you post here. This is the open section of the board. I removed your picture for that reason.

 

Edit: PM from Glittergirl

 

 

ha ha ha, Today, 09:53 PM

 

Glitterman

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Ha Ha Ha Ha .........consider your ass well and truly publicly spanked here by those far above your gutter level....ha ha ha.

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken

 

 

Glittergirl, You are still a pansy in a clown suit. A sad pathetic loser of a little girl. You have no friends, no girlfriend, and the young men you pay for sex in boyztown laugh at you, and your family have you exiled and abandoned. You try to make up for your many inadequacy's by attracting attention. Attention you don't get in real life from anyone, anywhere.

 

You haven't seemed to notice yet, that attention, doesn't get you respect. People laughing at you as you ride buy, doesn't make your opinion any more valuable than any other street urchin living their life in obscurity. Adults don't care to be preached at, by someone with the maturity of a 13 year old, that acts and talks, mentally deficient. The gold clown suit is akin to a young teenager dying his hair purple, putting a ring in his nose, and dressing weird to attract attention. Since you do read replies, you are aware that what you have to say, doesn't go over well. Not one person will change the way they think, act, or live, because of your incoherent ramblings. Most of the boards you post to, are comprised of mongers. Men that you have nothing in common with. Real men that come to Pattaya to play with the ladies. What would any of them care what a poofer has to say? No one is going to take a clown seeking attention, seriously anyway. Your ramblings are nothing more than an irritant, and a waist of bandwidth. They serve no useful purpose, nor do they have any entertainment value.

 

As for the public spanking, well, a public spanking is much more of a violent act. You do not want to see what one of those looks like!! While I'm on the subject of punishment, I'll add: You might want to rethink your signature. The King, Queen, and Royal Family are taken very seriously in Thailand. Calling yourself royalty may be illegal here. It's most certainly offensive to Thai people.

Edited August 3, 2010 by lovedog100
inappropriate content for open section