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The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is BACK with the RACK. [such great poetry]

 

I HAVE NEVER EVER TAKEN ANY FORM OF ILLEGAL DRUGS IN MY LIFE,....... I am very proud to say.

 

I have NEVER EVER been tempted or interested in trying illegal drugs in any way what so ever. I do NOT even take simple Paracetamol for when i rarely have a headache.

 

I like to keep my body PURE. I have also not touched a single drop of alcohol for over 20 years, and i was NEVER an alcoholic either.

 

I think that the only bad stuff that gets into my body are food preservatives.

 

I have also [to my knowledge] not spoken to anyone who may of been under the influence of illegal drugs.....I am very proud to say.

 

So really this is a topic that i know absolutely nothing about.....I am very proud to say.

 

I only ever write about circumstances that i have experienced first hand, sooooo...................

 

 

Many years ago, walking along Beach road promenade towards walking street, as i neared the end of the promenade i heard a voice beside me say "Something for you?" I turned to see a scruffy riff raff rascal [excuse my bad language] Thai man standing off the path questioning me. I was instantly puzzled as to what on earth he meant, but i did not stop. He said it yet again; "Something for you, Maruana". Then i realised that he was a drug dealer. So without stopping i shook my head politely to say 'NO' [i did not want to anger him, he could be dangerous or something] and got quickly out of there. Rather unpleasureable indeed i should say, what ho. [upper class jargon talk]

 

This was when i first came to Pattaya 8 years ago. Since then EVERYTIME i have ever walked that part of beach road promenade, and the Bali Hai end of Walking Street i have had to endure this same HASSLE.

I am very surprised that a plain clothed ferrang policeman has not caught them out . It would be so easy [ i think] for a ferrang Tourist police to pretend to be interested in purchasing this HORRIBLE STUFF and then nab these slimy drug dealing scoundrals

 

 

Do you enjoy illegal drugs? Why?

 

By Royal Order, i order you to STOP or face public execution, and then you will be sorry [ha ha that will stop you] You will just have to find something else to make you high instead.

 

By Royal Decree i hereby pronounce all drug dealers and users be caught, then stretched upon the rack to a height far exceeding my heroic 6 foot 1 inch height until they confess their contacts, then be hung drawn and quartered and their head boiled and stuck upon the entrance to Walking Street to be made an example of.

 

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken.

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Posted

Some how I have a feeling this is the first subject that you have posted on, that you actually know something about. Not that I read it. I do think that you have some drug induced fantasy's going on though.

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