Glitterman Speaks About [c]. Third Road and Says Goodbye Forever [ PART 2 ].

[glitterman]

The Almighty and Powerful Wizard is back again..........Whaaaaaaat?.......Whats all the fuss about?.......Whadaya mean i said goodbye already and what a lot of lovely 'views' my last article has. Little did you realise that my last article 'Glitterman Says goodbye forever' is a 35 part serial, so yes i will be saying 'goodbye' FOREVER. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha [wait a moment while i take a breath] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......................ha ha ha ha ha etc.

 

No doubt these are just some of the many thoughts that have been running through your guilt laden minds recently;

 

'Ooooooohhhhhh what have i done, i really miss the Great glitterman, he was soooo special, a one of a kind'.

 

'Yes i miss him too, he was sooo unique'

 

'I feel like i am Judas, although Glitterman was far more popular than Jesus Christ.....here'

 

'I have now learnt my lesson, i will NEVER be abusive to the Great Glitterman ever again'

 

'What can we do to bring him back?'

 

We could offer him a basket full of cheese from the moon, that might work'.

 

 

........And so the Great Golden Glitterman accepted the basket full of golden coloured moon cheese, and was more than happy to stand on the soap box once again or rather priests podium, and give a nice long sermon about how he won this battle and all about good and evil;

 

"I hereby accept this basket full of moon cheese, even though you have forgotten to remove the 'Tops' price sticker on it. Your ass kissing gesture to get me back on the forums again has indeed swayed me. BUT next time it will take much more than a basket full of substitute moon cheese, so behave yourselves or else.......moon cheese, moon cheese, moon cheese, moon cheese, blah blah blah."

 

Actually just between you and me, so keep it under your hat, the 'Goodbye forever' was just an attention grabbing, marketing scheme [or whatever you call it], and it worked, making 'Glitterman' and the eternal 'Glitterman speaks about series' a household name, far beyond my wildest dreams. [more ha ha ha ha]

 

ALL my ideas for my articles thoughtfully emerge while i am sitting on my porcelain throne every morning, so here is one i made earlier, just for you.

 

I do not know how i would best describe my articles, but a few words spring to mind.

 

'Boring, tedious, unviewable rubbish, mind numbing trash, only go right to the end if you really have to, nothing worth looking at, true garbage........that is Third Road for you. It is like a mini Sukhumvit Road, VERY busy day and night. More vehicles pass through on this road than on any other road here in Pattaya city, and they go fairly fast too.

 

How good are you at running?, because if you want to cross over third Road you do not walk you RUN across it, and you risk your life doing so. Pedestrian islands in the middle along that road would be a very good idea. So that people crossing could safely wait in the middle of the road for a further 10 minuites, while negotiating when to run across the other half.

 

As i said earlier, there is absolutely nothing to see on Third road, just use it to get to where ever else you want to get to in Pattaya.

 

 

 

Have you ever had any near accidents on this road.

 

Does anyone remember the ill fated 'Tonys' buisness venture 'MUMMIES' disco?, which folded within a few months after opening, even after advertising free buffet for everyone. It is now replaced by 'Tonys Gym'.

 

I can not wait to land upon the moon, and get a taste of REAL CHEESE.

 

 

 

Coming soon, a really good one; 'Glitterman Speaks About South Pattaya Road and says goodbye forever [PART 3].

 

The Royal Glitterman hath spoken...and GONE BYE BYES.

[lovedog100]

How did this idiot make back to the main board? MM are you sleeping?

[MM]

How did this idiot make back to the main board? MM are you sleeping?

 

Well, he is right about 3rd Road

 

As to his posting again, an intermediary negotiated his release from Purgatory.

[lovedog100]

Well, he is right about 3rd Road

 

As to his posting again, an intermediary negotiated his release from Purgatory.

Aren't we lucky

[MM]

If you would stop replying to all his posts, they would drop out of sight in a day.

[baht_miser]

Glitterman, I knew you would be back. You should pace yourself, not post all at once.