VIBRATOR

[pcdodger 2]

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom

Door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from

Within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter

With a vibrator.

 

Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you

Doing?'

 

The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years

Old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as

I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and

Leave me alone.'

 

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz

Coming from the other side of the closed bedroom

Door. Upon entering the room, he observed his

Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

 

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter

Said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this

Thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a

Husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

 

A couple days later, the wife came home from a

Shopping trip ,

Placed the groceries on the kitchen

Counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,

Of all places, the living room. She entered that

Area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,

Downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

 

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing

Like crazy.

 

The wife asked: 'What the hell are you doing?'

 

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my Son-in-law.'

[danboy 151]

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