Two Blondes at the Pearly Gates

[MM 6,562]

Two blondes were waiting at the Pearly Gates and struck up a

 

conversation.

 

First blonde says "How did you die?"

 

Second says "I froze to death".

 

First blonde says "Must have been awful."

 

Second blonde says "How did you die?"

 

First blonde says "I had a heart attack, I knew my husband was

 

being unfaithful so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed

 

to the bedroom and found my husband alone reading. I rushed to

 

the basement and nobody was hiding there, I rushed to the attic

 

and still no one, and after all that rushing around I had a

 

heart attack and died."

 

Second blonde says, "If only you'd looked in the freezer we'd

 

both still be alive."

 

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