Politically Incorrect

[BigusDicus 9,829]

In the bar three guys laughing at the old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing. They were all having good laugh about this, when a guy taps one on the shoulder and says “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits.” The guy said

“Sorry. Did he drown?”

“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”

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Guy sees his friend Charlie, he's only got one arm and shouts “Where you off to Charlie?”

He replies, “I'm off to change a light bulb.”

The guy couldn't stop laughing. …then said,

“That's gonna be a bit awkward isn't it?”

“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you fucking insensitive bastard.”

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A guy's wife says to him as they are in bed,

“If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the ass.”

The guy replies,

"Maybe we should wait for the bulb to cool down first….

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A guy's friend writes him a note that he always cries after sex.

He replies,...."Don't worry, it's only because you are in Prison."

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A wife comes out of the bathroom and says to her husband, “I just shaved my pussy and you know what that means don't you?”

He says, “Yeah, the fucking drain will be clogged up again.”

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A guy telling his friend about previous night and that he nearly fucked a transvestite. He explained, "Picked him up in a night club. He looked exactly like a woman. Smelled exactly like a woman. Danced exactly like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he put his car in reverse and backed directly into a tight parking spot in one fluid movement…!

That's when I knew it

“Fucking wait one minute here…”

[MM 6,562]

The first 5 were genuine laughs...the last one has been around a while. Still 5 out of 6 is a good score!