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Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.

Broughton

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  1. Old ones are the best ones. IMG_3728.MP4
  2. We're still battling 🦠 COVID-19 🦠, and the next thing is here already 🦠 🙄🦠 The *NILE Virus, type C* Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1940 & 1970 Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same message twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank message 3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person. 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. 6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. 7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. 8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE. It is called the *C-NILE* virus! And if you can’t admit to doing the above, you’ve obviously caught the mutated strain — The *D-NILE* virus. 🦠🦠
  3. Not really got anything already checked them
  4. Anyone got the details of a good rental company where I can get a SUV or Pickup to rent for next week while my car is in dock ?
  5. Sorry...... A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London . "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10." Helmut agrees So off they go the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it's several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique.
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