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In an advanced Biology class I was taking the mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

 

Hard pressed, I came up with 6

 

1) It is the perfect formula for the child.

2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always available as needed.

 

And then in desperation, just before the bell rang I wrote:

 

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

 

 

 

 

 

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

 

1st kid says "A computer.

 

Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."

2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says " At my house we don't need nuthin."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

 

Little Johnny replies, Nope I'm sure ! When my sister started dating a Muslim, I remember Dad saying

........" Well, that's the last fuckin thing we need. "

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