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10 Guinness

An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness in 10 minutes."

Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One guy even leaves the bar. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"

"Sure."

So the bartender lines 10 Guinness up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.

As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you left?"

The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."

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Three expatriates are drinking in a NY City bar.

 

"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth."

 

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local pub in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

 

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "Back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

 

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

 

The Irishman swore every word was true.

 

"Did this actually happen to you?" they asked.

 

"No not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

 

I'm gonna be smiling at that one all night! :thumbup:

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