Little Jimmy 2

[gs joe 1,777]

Jimmy comes home from a party ,

 

Mum asks " did you have fun "

 

Jimmy says " yes I had custard and jelly " " OH and a fuck "

 

Mother is shocked " you go to your room and wait till your Father gets home "

 

Father arives home to an somewhat irate wife ,

 

She says " just go and talk to that lad of yours "

 

Dad go's to Jimmys room " how did the party go son "

 

Jimmy " I had custard and jelly and a fuck

 

Dad grabs Jimmy and takes him to the kitchen , he pulls out the frying pan ,

 

Mother runs in and calls out " you can't hit him with that ?"

 

Dad says " hit him , hit him , I'm just going to cook him a steak "

 

Mum " why ?"

 

Dad " he can't go fucking on custard and jelly "

 

Joe

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