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THE 5 ANSWERS WE ADULTS
HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

 

 

 

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A:
It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'
.

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A:
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 

Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A:
Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

 

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A:
Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

 

 

BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS


Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

A:
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
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Nominated as the world's best short joke

 

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'No,
Not yet,' she replied.

 

 

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