mussels or clams?

[thumper^ 0]

I would like someone to explain the differance?  :-/

 

tanks  ;D

 

thumper

[Crackpot 2]

Well

You put your mussell inside her clam ! ;D ???

[Gus 97]

thumper, Collins concise dictionary states:

 

Clam. 1,any of various burrowing bivalve molluscs

         2, the edible flesh of such a mollusc.

 

Mussel. 1, any of various marine bivalves, esp the edible mussel, having a dark slightly elongated shell and living attached to rocks etc.

 

Come to think of it, I think Crackpots version is the better.

[Crackpot 2]

I remember going to a County Fair near Baltimore once and they had a stall selling Clams.

The thing that put me off was this long thing dangling out the bottom of the sheel like a limp dick.

I just couldnt face eating one.

 

Now a plate of Jellied Eels? GORGEOUS