Bargirl Equipment for Sale

[BigDUSA 71]

Bargirl Equipment for sale.

 

Due to recent windfall and subsequent semi-retirement from the trade, the following items are for sale:

 

- 12 inch high silver moon boots

- Vinyl jumpsuit with accessory pocket

- Mobile phone w/flashing lights and extra-loud ringing tone

- Lifetime membership at Daeng's Serm Suay Beauty Shop

- Phone list of 384 longstay punters for guaranteed cash on slow nights

- Fully furnished 3.6m x 4m room wit squat toilet and wat-bum hose; new seening fan; and 2 mun prepaid rent (by boyfren fum Switterlan)

- Woeful "Request for Funds" letters in 63 tragic scenarios and 4 languages

- Honda Wave motorbike (now dive Benz)

 

Note: all items for lease with option to buy pending outcome of recent venture (maybe Swittterlan too cole an boyfren not take care me good).

 

 

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[greenhorn 7]

Is she a high mileage model? Had regular servicing, with stamped log book.

Dodgy a/c that blows hot'n'cold?

[JohnnyK 28]

Is she a high mileage model? Had regular servicing, with stamped log book.

Dodgy a/c that blows hot'n'cold?

High mileage but regular servicing with frequent lube jobs and washes. Five speed box plus reverse. Bumper marks indicate has been pushed from behind. Top goes down easily and quickly. Clearly, money has been spent on this model but how much trouble-free mileage you will get is something you can never be sure of. As is, where is, cash only.

[PaulUK2004 0]

Thankyou so much guys I was laughing out loud here, Brill.....