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Many thanks Michelangelo, this Forum always comes up with the goods, I did tune in to a Forum for K/L, some of the girls asking to meet visitors where getting100's of reply's, unbelievable, not anywhere shape or form professionly controlled like this one, thanks again, M' for your prompt help, I owe you one , Norm

Hi Guy's, Stopping off at Kuala Lumpur ( en route to Pattaya and then home in Melbourne) for 3days, what kind of nightlife can i expect?I've forward booked the Pan Pacific in the town centre, Will anyone be kind enough to advise me what to expect in such a short time? many thanks Guys. Norm

An american evangelist was visiting Australia, and while he was walking along the hilltop near Sydney he spotted two blokes standing at the end of the cliff tugging on the end of a rope. anxious to see what they where up to, he walked to the edge of the cliff and peered down. and there, struggling amid the waves that crashed at the base of the cliff, was a New Zealander, one end of the rope was tied round his waist, and the two blokes on the clifftop where heaving away with all their might . but every time they hauled him out of the water, they dropped him back in again. The American Evangelist was most impressed with example of Aussie courage. "Thats what I call humanity" he told the two blokes,"For the brave deed you are both doing, I'm sure you'll go to heaven, Praise the Lord". As he turned to go away, one of the blokes turned to the other and said," who the hell was that?" "Oh," said his mate, " I've seen him on telly, he's one of them preachers,knows all about the bible, and christianity and all that" "well" said the other bloke," he might know all about Christianity, but he know's bugger all about Shark fishing.

G'Day Doggie, I'm a border man, (Carlisle), now living in Melbourne OZ, on my way back from visiting the UK, Im stopping off for 17 day's in Pattaya the dates are 12th-29th Aug , have you any golf day's that I could join? I'm a 12 handicapper, and I'm sure I could interupt my womanising (even tho I'm 70) for an hour or 2, where abouts in Gods country do you come from? Norman.