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Cheeky sod How's porkpiss ?

Make your own ya lazy fecker .........cat xxxx Pickled Gherkins The small immature cucumbers that are known as dills or gherkins require longer processing than most vegetables, especially if their deep green colour is to be fixed; they also need partial cooking. Select gherkins of the same size. ingredients small dill cucumbers brine, using 225 g salt to each 2 litres water spiced vinegar method 1. Place the gherkins in a saucepan, and cover with the brine. 2. Bring nearly to boiling point. Do not actually boil, but simmer for 10 minutes. 3. Drain and leave until cold

I would feel a cunt dressed like that

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100% How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then

Good point Elef ,thanks for pointing that out. Just to add it will be from the new airport. I land arround 7.30 ish am ,so the cab will be about 8.30 hopefully. Doubt i will get much responce but who knows

Hi lads , i arrive 11th May at the new airport Bangkok. From there i am getting a cab to Korrat , any one fancy a taxi share . Ive been quoted 2,700 bht. Pm me if any interest. Hope to leave airport around 9am Hamleklek

I still think the head joke was worse !!

Thanks Mate.

Hi all , I finished building my house up country and more or less have furnished it with all the usuals. I am looking for an outlet in patters or somwhere to buy nice second hand furniture ( sofas etc ) Can anyone help ? or am i

I travel to thailand 3-4 times every year, i have built a house up country which took me a year and a half of hard slog !!. But now i reap the benefits of no hotel bills etc. Im off in 5 weeks for a 2 month stay on a 60 day visa. Ive been traveling to los for 8 years, the first 6 years cost me an absolute fortune every time i went (approx £2,000 every time i went) now i have cut that expense down by half. Living as the thais do is incredibly cheap , i spend no more than £6 every day now , i smoke , drink ,and have a great time over there. If i need a

Hi, im off to los on the 17th July for my 40th. Like yourself i couldnt think of a better place to be on that special day.