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Chris ‘Chubby’ Henderson RIP..................Had Some Proper Good Times in The DB Back in the Day...........

Hi.......Looking for some up to date info on the One Bedroom Suite in this Hotel.......Have Any BMs Stayed There Recently.....and is it Really Worth 3200B a night Over the New Year.......Have Booked for 9 Nights...........Cheers

Any updates on this ???.....Or any New 24hr Eating places.....Cheers

Sorry this has been posted before 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and instead have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a raging homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat...."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates wherever he pleases. 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Soy Latte". If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too. 6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer. 8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a fudgenudger.

Now 11 goals in 1 game....now that is Funny.......... ............will be in the Dogs Bollocks 20th Oct onwards....if any1 wants to meet 4 a Drink!!!!!.....Drinks on me...........

This is FAF....started crying half way though........ http://www.office-humour.co.uk/movies/6349/

Live football Free......... http://forum.freefootball.org/ Join up and read !!!!..... u need 2 know your way around a computer !!!!! works great for me here in the uk ............

Kolobos.....Have PM you............many thanks.........

Will do sammy....

Hi.....Help Needed......is there any expats that can recommend a very good electritian in the pattaya area....for work on a new condo........Cheers

I just sent money from my bank (Barclays) for my condo (Nova Atrium)....in Sterling and got 69. Baht to the pound....cost £28 to send.........

Map of Iraq....if anyones instrested....lol

THE POWER OF BEER >>> >>> A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in >>>and informs >>> the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son >>>is just a >>> head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, >>>with love >>> and compassion. >>> >>> After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad >>>takes him >>> to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders >>>up the >>> biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons >>>looking on >>> curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy >>>takes his >>> first sip of alcohol. >>> >>> Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then >>>bursts into >>> whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. >>> >>> The patrons chant "Take another drink!" >>> >>> The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! >>>Plip! Plop!! >>> Two arms pop out. >>> >>> The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to >>>drink >>> again. >>> The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" >>> The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing >>>glasses, >>> shaking his head" clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes. >>> >>> By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches >>>down, >>> grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs >>>pop out. >>> >>> The bar is in chaos. >>> The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy >>>stands up on >>> his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right >>>through the >>> front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills >>>him >>> instantly. >>> The bar falls silent. >>> >>> The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> (Wait for it) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> (It's coming) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> (Ya ready?) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> (Don't hate me) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> (Ya gonna hate me) >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> "He should've quit while he was a head!"

Pompey for me........ i took my Thai Misses to Stamford Bridge last week as she is a big Chelsea Fan....and she was Quids in after i lost my bet ........Still pompey were back to there Masterclass Best!!!! yesterday as we showed Reading why we will be in Europe Next Year

I was offered Thai air.....for the 30th Sep....from Westeast travel at £436 all in.......but it was W class......and i needed Q class as i have a Gold card and need the miles....ended up paying £550 all in..............