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Dark Closet A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750." Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh!t again."

If you arrive early at the Airport, ask for the seat at the emergency door.With most airline you have sign a form that in case of the emergency you help etc.On front of these chairs is a chair (foldable) for the stewardes who sits there only at take off and landing.So you have about 5Ft !! legroom most of the time! Also you get the BEST service! I'm 6'5 and 130kg, so do understand the problem.

Thank god if you dont know what is desperation! From desperation I had a sex with my sister in law. My ex took everything (about 1,2 Mill$) only the ute left as she dont drive with manual. Im still desperate to hear that clicking sound when I grab her neck.

For tax reasons paypal do NOT froze the account. But if you have a dispute with a buyer who want to get his money back via paypal, and your account dont have enough founds on it +$30 administrative costs per case, your bank account will be frozen till you work it out with your buyer or paypal. Paypal is to protect buyers, but some of the buyers have fraudulent claims,they try to keep the goods and get money back too. Some of these cases are a bit more difficult, but can be sorted out. Beside paypal there are other ways to transfer money online paymate, CCN.now, moneybrokers, just to name a few.

I wouldnt put my money on this! The Hungarian George Szoros is old now (about 75y) and last time he punished the SE Asian currency market when dumbo Mahartir (president of Malaysia that time) made Mr Szoros very upset. Single handedly punished the Thai, Indonesian,Malay, and Filipino currencies.

. Yes I agree. ebay is now in 26 countries. You cant list anything that will show up on all 26 sites.There are different sub-catetegories. They raking in high listing fees and dont adverise as they use to.

How about Tonga the friendly island?

The Subic bay in PI become Duty free area for international factories.They assemble goods (like Acer) and ship them out and dont pay local taxes. I heard that the investors (US$300.000+) been alloved to buy & own property for 99 years. The real esate prices went up very much in Olongapo after that. Cebu is cheaper , exept Mactown Island wich is invaded by Japanese again. Douagete? Hm hardly anything happens there. How about Indonesia? You can set up a company and own the house. Otherwise same like in Thailand, cant own it. Jogjakarta is the 2nd tourist designation in Indonesia and much much cheaper than Bali. $40-50.000 buy you a nice house. Wages for locals $50-100 and many earns below that. Most of the locals 99.99% likes foreigners. Specially the girls :) There is Batam island short ferry ride from Singapore, if you set up a business,can own land....and have many western style entertainment.

Dont trust much Asian pharmacies. They sell fake medicine.Sometime they will show you the fake and the real thing. The package of the medication is so much close! They even fake holograms! The price inbetween fake and real med. are so hugh, the profit is so tempting to those who work in pharmacies. I usualy take my medication from Australia to Asian countries, but also bring the perscription with me. For customs you need the perscriptions and a letter from your doctor stating that your medical condition, and the list of medication you take with you. The Dr shouldnt charge you for this letter, but make shoure his contact (phonr/Fax) are on the letter. Also dont bring far too many medication with you. If you go for 30 days, dont bring more than 35-40 days. I been only asked once at customsto prove tht the pills are for me on 150+ visits to Asian countries. But I herad from a guy in Indonesia on short term visa who took pills for 200 days had a problem/fine at the customs.

I understand the costs as I use to sell on eBay, and been a gold power seller selling US$20.000+ per month in the busy month and much less in May-Sept period. eBay changed their policy, selling format and the hugh competition from Asian countries made me to stop selling. My sales rates dropped to 10% sale from listed, and even down to about 5%. The listing fees were far too high. OK I wrote them down from business, as beside eBay I sold to shops as well. I started to sell in 1999 on eBay and most of the lots were sold to buyers in US. By accepting paypal (costs 3-4%) I had to ask buyers for insured shipping what cost US$12-14 from Australia+ padded bag etc. Many bidders/buyers dont bother to pay this "high" postage. I know many dealers and all complain that eBay become "buyers market" I sold my business and retire (at age 49) few months ago, buyer only bought very small stock I had ,so I left with hugh stock of collectables,giftware,sport,household items...... what I will sell at loss at about 20-25% retail prices to a shop, NOT ON EBAY! Lucky for me I can list in local paper FREE, and pay after sale.So I'm just curious what your wife or anyone from outside US can sell on eBay with profit?Just a curiosity, not that I want to competite. (I know elecronical goods from HK,China are still profitable, but it is allways a danger that you end up with outmooded goods) I been travelling around Asia, and whatever product is available in Thailand I know at least ONE other Asian country where is available for lower price.I been a purchasing manager for nearly 20 years.

WoW thats unbelivable! Can we have the username on eBay?

A'isha was his favoritr wife.When Mohamed died she was 18y old. Often he neglected his other wifies for weeks just been with Aisha. Mohamed WAS a pedophile on big way. Also had sex with children. Mohamed promises 72 virgin girls AND 28 young boys for martyrs..... But there is NO beer, no hookers in heaven, and enernety is for 1000000000000000000000 years so 72 virgins and 28boys ant so much for that long time! I rather go where the girls from Pattaya go to Hell, at least I will be in the company where I allways wanabe. ---------------- 3. 'A’isha A’isha was Abu Bakr’s daughter. Her moth was named Umm Ruman according to al-Tabari vol.9 p.129. She married Mohammed when she was (six) 6 years old, went to his house when (nine) 9. Bukhari vol.7 book 62 ch.60 no.88 p.65; Sahih Muslim vol.2 book 8 no.3309,3310,3311 p.715,716 Contrary to this marriage being important for political reasons, Abu Bakr was the first convert to Islam. This wife of Mohammed is mentioned in many places, including Sahih Muslim vol.1 book 4 no.1694 p.372; Abu Dawud vol.1 no.1176 p.305; vol.1 no.1268 p.335; vol.1 no.1330 p.350; Abu Dawud vol.1 no.1336 p.351; vol.1 no.1419 p.373; vol.2 no.2382 p.654. ‘Aisha played with dolls while Mohammed was present. Sahih Muslim vol.4 book 29 no.5981 p.1299 ‘Aisha was 6 (or 7) years old when she was married, and the marriage was consummated when she was nine years old. al-Tabari vol.9 p.130,131 A’isha was married when she was six years old, and nine when she went to Mohammed’s house. Ibn-i-Majah vol.3 no.1876 p.133 A’isha was seven years old when she married, nine years old when she lived with Mohammed, and 18 years old when he died. (not Sahih) Ibn-i-Majah vol.3 no.1877 p.134 A rationale trying to explain why Mohammed married such a young girl is given in Sahih Muslim vol.2 footnote 1859 p.715. It says that "it was some exceptional circumstances that Hadrat ‘A’isha was married to the Prophet… The second point to be noted is that Islam has laid down no age limit for puberty for it varies with countries and races due to the climate, hereditary, physical and social conditions." They also mention support from the disreputable Kinsey report on Sexual Behaviour in the Human Female. Mohammed himself once deliberately struck ‘Aisha "on the chest which caused me pain", according to Sahih Muslim vol.2 book 4 ch.352 no.2127 p.462. There was other discord too. One incident, started by A’isha was so bad, Mohammed kept away from his wives for a month 29 days) Ibn-i-Majah vol.3 no.2060 p.241. Ibn-i-Majah vol.3 no.2063 p.243. This is the context of Sura 50:1.

Even if you set up account with paypal and eBay, what can you sell from Thailand? International sellers have very low success rate on eBay, large amount will go on listing fees. Buyers somehaow prefer local sellers, with local postage. If you accept paypal the lots you send out have to be insurred, there is lot of chargback (with $30 fees) going on wityh paypal. The goods (clothing,footware,personal items) are much cheaper in lot of Asian countries. Antiques(fakes), copied DVD's, fake watches etc will bring you neg ratings and your account will be suspended in notime. eBay is just not as use to be, perhaps still OK for local sellers in USA,UK but the rest just dasnt worth to bother.

Mohhammed had 31 wifes. His 2nd wife was only 6y old when he married her...... http://www.muslimhope.com/WhyDidMohammedGetSoManyWives.htm From;http://www.flex.com/~jai/satyamevajayate/playboy.html Among his many other wives Mohammed also married a 6 year old baby, Ayesha. She was his favourite wife. This marriage is a clear proof that his pedophilic tendency started manifesting itself after Khadija's death, because when she was alive he did not want to offend her because all the wealth belonged to her.

Invest in huses; If you willing to give up your spare time on weekends for repairs. If you call a maintenance you can kiss goodby to income for weeks. But if you still invest in a house in US or Australia get a Thai or Filipina for tenant, at least you get a Bj for cuting the lawn, or chaning the light globe at night(Once I been called 11PM). But seriously, if you want to invest, invest in shares. In mining sector.Metal prices are high as there is a big demand from developing countries, and reserves are at lovest ever levels. No maintenance,no worries, you can list them for sale from anywehere on the world, anytime you wish, and on the ende you pay low commision/stamp dutty on the sale compared to real estate. Real setate is a buble witch will burst and investors will get burnt like in the 80's.