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To avoid it . . . Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies . Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C . Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system . Walk for at least an hour a day, Go for a swim, Take the stairs instead of the lift, etc . Wash your hands often . If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around . Get lots of fresh air . Open doors & windows whenever possible . Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can . G

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet. She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically, "I guess all those f--king lessons I took over the winter didn't help." One of the men immediately responds, "Well, there you have it, you should have taken

The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS SAFER SAFEST ULTRA SAFE What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine Are you wearing that? You sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose Carmen. "What's your name?" He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."

A guy from Cleveland dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is baffled as the guy from Cleveland is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven. They reached the pearly gates, and St.. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stoc

Stanislaus, a Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a div orce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, a

3 Old Ladies from Texas This is a detective story So Pay Close Attention!!! Three elderly ladies are excited about Seeing their First baseball game. They Smuggle a bottle of Into the ball park. The game is real exciting SPAN> And they are enjoying Themselves immensely... Mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But

Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So ya'll want to be a cop, eh?" The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder. Sitting back down, he opened it up and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde

You Know You're From Arizona When... > >>>You notice your car overheating before you drive it. > >>> > >>>You no longer associate bridges or rivers with > >>>water. > >>> > >>>You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink. > >>> > >>>You can hear the weather forecast of 115 degrees > >>>without flinching. > >>> > >>>You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour...and > >>>it will be over 100 > >>>degrees. > >>

Mayonnaise Jar & Two Beers... When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pe

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wif

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THE POTATO > > Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato > >had eyes for each other, > >and finally they got married, > >and had a little sweet potato, > >which they called 'Yam.' > >Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. > >When it was time, > >they told her about the facts of life. > >They warned her about going out > > and getting half-baked, > > so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, > > and get a bad name for herself like > >'Hot Potato,' > >and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. &g

My five-year old students are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!" I took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?" "It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!" And so it does... " A f r i c a n Elephant " Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful? Now that's funny, I don't care who you are

Subject: Fwd: What to do if! FYI : What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating 1- Remove your lap top from its bag 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully 3- Turn on 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching 5- Turn on the Internet 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer 7- Take a deep breath and open this site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

If this does not give you a chuckle, you'd better call the undertaker. On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a Fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting For St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left. The couple sat and

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