Old Salty

Nice photos and I believe it was a great party. Might join you for the next party Do you sell Singha Light in your bar, it's only 3.5% alcohol?

Subject: NO SEX SINCE 1955 ... A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?' 'Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.' The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, 'It looks like you have seen a lot of action.' 'Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.' The young la

Mike I think you can, but it will be very hard. I assume you are older than 50 and you want to come with an O-visa and turn that into a retirement visa, than you have to show immigration that you have a minimum of Baht 800.000.00 for at leats 3 month in a thai bank account, can you do that? You can find a studio for Baht 6000.00 a month or even cheaper, even in some areas of Jomtien, but it would not be with ocean view and the size maybe 30 to 40 M2. You also have to calculate 2 to 3 month rent as a security deposit and if you find a TG she will expect from you some financial assistance to sup

You'll love this one... The Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spre

MALEDICTION Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his 'wife', after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. 'We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,' Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February a

An Alberta woodpecker and a Saskatchewan woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Alberta woodpecker said Alberta had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Saskatchewan woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alberta woodpecker was amazed. The Saskatchewan woodpecker then challenged the Alberta woodpecker to peck a tree in Saskatchewan that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Alberta woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it and accepted the

Subj: A Modern Parable A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River . Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team