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Ouch Nice one!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by children) VERY WISE CHILDREN !!!!!!!! You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan , age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen , age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille , age 10 HOW

Dude! you've posted 300 odd posts in 6 years in my book that makes you a Lurker!, besides you made this post in the funnies section so the people with half a brain figure you are joking! oh and I think you'll find that most people go to Thailand so they dont become wankers! but you are probably right about the ladyboy fanciers being Dip shits :) although there is alot of threads about three holers, so they are probably Dip shits too :) a suggestion if you dont like what people post hit the ignore button DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well I think my version is alot funnier! thanks for the heads up missed that one

Butt dust? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it. These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked, "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six." STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much

> Some of the most ridiculous complaints made by British holidaymakers > > to their travel agent, taken from recent research by Thomas Cook and > > ABTA (the Association of British Travel Agents). > > > > > > "The beach was too sandy." > > > > A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was too thick > > and strong. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time. > > > > "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was > > ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other

________________________________________ A Mexican, an Arab, and an English man are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to d

What I want in A Man! Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer thing 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers

Sorry cant confirm it, you see it as I received it, thats why its in the humour section not the news section DUH!!!

Swine Flu

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )... He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) f

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.' The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when

A TRUE STORY: Outside Bristol Zoo there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches. There also used to be a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5. This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years , then one day just didn't turn up for work... "Ho hum", said Bristol Zoo Management - "better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant" ...... "Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility" ... "Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employ

Spidey to the rescue

He looks a little damp :)