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This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today Dear Lions Bay School , God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon I am 84 years old and live at the West Vancouver Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kind

Let me see if I've got this right IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO P

you wouldnt like it for a wart on your nose

its,missed the best bit off

]Finally they have arrived!!! And will be the sensation of the season ... . . . . . Yes, that's right: THE NEW SUNGLASSES COLLECTION 2010 [/size]

looking to stay at the ( sunshine garden resort ) near dolphin roundabout anyone got any info please btw got a cheap deal if it,s ok

just seen this thaught i,d share it DO YOU KNOW THE BEST THING ABOUT FUCKING A LADYBOY? REACHING ROUND THE FRONT AND THINKING ............IT'S GONE ALL THE WAY THROUGH...

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to make love?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend.." And that’s how the fight started... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid......wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing....

lifesavers

A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland decided that he would like to enjoy life a little so he went to the exclusive St Andrews Golf Club. He was told on applying that his application would have to be approved by the Membership Board and that he would have their decision in a few days. Two days later he was told that his application had been turned down. He went to the Club to find out why. He was asked, "You're Jewish, aren't you?" "Aye" he answered, "but I'm as Scottish as you are Jock" "Well you understand that we wear nothing under our kilts." "Aye, I kno

> > > >this requires a lot of thought! > > > Scenario: > > > You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a > valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed > as you. > > > In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and > you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. > Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed > as you. > > > What must you do to safely get

seen it before villa, still think it,s fuckin great

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. 'What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?' He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." She replied, "F**k You. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

i know a few english birds like that

Dear grim reaper, so far this year you have taken away my favorite celebrity jade goody, my favorite dancer michael jackson, my favorite actor patrick swayze and my favorite singer stephen gateley. Just so you know my favorite twins are john and edward. for those who don,t know the last two are on x-factor i think

ah, but did he get the job???

Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while. So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This w

four of us stayed there in april for 3 weeks (friendly staff) have booked for xmas 26th dec-8th jan any members there at that time ?? give us a call and can meet up for a drink or three.

i usually take mine out and dip em in bleach.... brings em up a treat

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just seen this thaught it was funny which ones going to los????