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Gawd Elpus

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  1. Windows was updated about 3 weeks ago. I like the sound of reinstalling IE explorer and might go for the latest version, seeing as its free.
  2. Could be, will take a look, but I may not be sure what to look for, any suggestions ??
  3. Is that part of the double diferculator ??
  4. I dont need any other handles apart from my love handles that is LoL I have just noticed Macky the resident spastic reading this thread, pity he cant reply on account that he is banished to Purgatory So now tha I have boiled the problem down, does any one know how to fix IE ??????????????? where the problem lies
  5. Been there done that but nothing in the panel It is 100% Internet Explorer problem as its fine with Firefox, but I wish I knew how to fix it on IE, as that is still my default server.
  6. I have just downloaded the site via Firefox and its working although I will have to use their spell checker, as that does not show up smileys working again. and font/sizes quote, bold etc all working, which suggests a fault with IE :banghead
  7. Have tried that and there is nothing showing in the box. This is what I see at the bottom half of the page, have tried altering HTML but defaults to off and makes no difference at all.
  8. This is what I am seeing when I go to do a reply post and as you can see its plain box with no accessories apart from being able to submit an attachment
  9. yes Windows XP, have already done sys restore when I rebooted, going back 2 weeks ago.
  10. A couple of days ago I logged on the Pattaya Talk and everything came up as usual. However, when I went to do a reply post, a differently looking box comes up, just plain, no emoticon choice, no spell check and not special features boxes. I have rebooted my PC just now ad still the same. Have contacted MM and he has bo idea why this should be happening. So, is there an adjustment I can make on my computer. All the other forums are fine and appear as normal, except Pattaya Talk. I have done all the normal things ike checking my forum settings but there is nothing that seems to affect it/ What can this be please, any assistance would be appreciated.
  11. Look, it was not your fault, you were only doing your job and robbing freshly buried corpses to send down to Manchester so that you could make ends meet, so dont fret over it. I also understand the temptations that you must of had with one of the female corpses and it could happen to any of us, but the mistake you made was to shoot your load in her arse and thats how you were caught through DNA. Hope you have learned your lesson not to fuck with the dead, although its probably all you are going to get in the way of the sex
  12. Not to worry, he is just a bit upset as he got prosecuted for grave robbing in 1996 and has never really lived it down
  13. Because, Sexual penetration with a corpse was made illegal under the Sexual Offences Act 2003. This is defined as depictions of "sexual interference with a human corpse" (as opposed to only penetration), and would cover "depictions which appear to be real acts" as well as actual scenes (see also extreme pornography). As of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008, it is also illegal to possess physical depictions of necrophilia, electronic or otherwise. Necrophilia-pornography falls under the governmental description of extreme pornography, of which, possession is classed as illegal under the aforementioned act. That is just 7 years ago, before and up then it was almost impossible to bring charges against a person commiting Necrophelia. Why did it take so long ??????
  14. This a true story. Years ago when I was a student, I worked in the Mortuary Dept of Lewisham Hospital. We werent exactly over respectful to the clients in those days, which regret now. I used to to scoot the stiff trolley down to the Morg and one day the corpse was not secured properly and I recieved a royal bollocking. Now, there was an old guy who was the forman as they were called in those days). He used to take his lunch like clockwork on most days, but we all noticed that when a pretty girl had been brought in from a fatal RTA, he would lock up the place at lunch time, and was only seen coming out later. Make what you will of it, but we were sure that he was having a fiddle about or worse, shagging them. We will never know what hapened, but he would have been in trouble if he had shagged them as a post mortem would have shown that he did I would imagine.
  15. Not rattled, just irritated by low lifes with no other intention but to threadfuck other peoples Topics. I would consult Google then, and hope that keeps you occupied for a few days/months years (if only) and then you can come back and tell us all about it, although having a reading age of 7 you may not understand much of it., You should get in touch with Chivas, you and he have much in common.
  16. They would also be unable to testify in court as well. Unless of course the prosecution brought a clairvoyant to the witness stand
  17. True fishermen are subtle and poised, You are not, neither do you share either of those qualities. Now I appreciate that you have just served 6 weeks at Her Majesty's pleasure, and have little to occupy your newly found freedom with, but I suggest that you sign back on at the local day centre and go back to weaving raffia baskets, you are obvioulsy much better at that. If you have nothing to add to the subject, although being a virual corpse yourself I guess has some relevance, then I suggest you go play elswwhere. I am sure your mate Buribumboy needs some tender loving care. Ta ta.
  18. Look up definition of a troll, sprout head and get back to me. Dont like, dont read, fuck off, simple. I am hardly new to this forum you scouse twirp As far as I am aware, this subject has never been posted on Talk, and certainly not by me. If you have nothing to add, then at least stop yee thread fucking and start posting some topics yourself, which are pretty non-existant on your account or just stick to the B&A section where the majority of your posts are.
  19. I have no idea, thats why I am asking. I would imagine that it is moral law rather than a practical one
  20. Often wondered why necrophilia is illegal as the victim is already dead, and their lives have not been damaged and they cant testify anyway.
  21. Amor Restaurant on Pattayaland 3 do a very good BW and not that expensive. Amor Restaurant 038-710-680 or with Richard at 081-945-5396.
  22. I fly Club world class BA which is Biz class. They have nice long flatbed seats and seat deviding screens etc. Very comfortable indeed for an 11 hour flight from UK. The best seats are situated upstairs, although only a few, and it is a lot quieter. What I find a little strange is that some seats are facing the opposite way and when you take off, you are almost forced forward instead of the reverse. However they are meant to be the safest seats in a crash
  23. Letts not forget this classic I'm ronrey, ronrey, ronery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xi1jXVivRo
  24. and this one, for those special sexy shows in the gogo bars
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