birdy

Appearances are deceptive, do you reckon that fat cunt could handle it?

I reckon you could polish that fucker of mate!

Black pudding is delicious, but is best taken with HP sauce IMHO, though it does go well with baked beans, so I can see your ketchup reasoning. Getting back to that breakfast, I reckon on a good day I could do it, but no way with 5 toast, and not in 20 minutes. TBH is is really a waste of food. I know it's a gimmick, but I reckon half of it gets binned, a poor reflection on western culture and taste IMHO.

Am I missing something? You will effectively pay me (in food or beer) to take a freelancer who may be well oiled and frisky on your money, and remove her from the bar for whatever? This must be the greatest deal in history. You are a great businessman and I am sure you giveaway plan will work, and wow, if it does it could be a new model for Pattaya. Good luck, fantastic idea.

I'm still waiting for Frosty's apology.

I was also a screw-here in Oz. Alex hates cops and Alex and I despise each other.

Yes, an ex copper, and like the millions of ex,present and future coppers throughout the world, proud to have served my community and proud in the knowledge that taking a scum bag off the streets may just have stopped someone from becoming a victim of crime. People like you are the scum of the earth, calling coppers cunts and thank fuck in the UK, policing by consent still goes on because the vast majority of decent, ordinary people support the police.

Not after a shower.

Everything I say is bollox according to you. Let's put it this way, I was a copper in Manchester, yes it was 1100 years ago, 1986-1997, and virtually everyone who I arrested was on heroin, and they were nearly all white, despite the boys from The Moss being the biggest dealers. When Dublin was the heroin capital of the world, were there any spooks there? I fucken doubt it. When Glasgow had that envious title, were there many spooks? I doubt it. The thing is Villa, I talk about things I have direct experience of or explicit knowledge of. Anyone can say bollocks and put the contrary point, but that is neither big, nor clever.

Ehm, where have I mentioned skin colour, other than pointing out that white scum are the biggest consumers of heroin and therefore by association the greatest contributors to Islamis terrorist activities.

And who is the biggest market? White scum bag shite. Destroy them and you starve the Taliban and stop terrorism.

Maybe we should start a board Pastry...The voice of reason-r-us...!

I am going to say what I have said before incase anyone didn't bother reading it. Islam is not going away. It is the biggest world religion and it is getting bigger. You cannot fight it because you are fighting a belief, and history is full of examples of people who will die for what they believe. Yes, there are Muslims who drink, shag white women, gamble, whatever, and bring disrespect upon their communities, but hey, there are Catholic priests who abused and fucked the arses of little boys for years. It doesn't mean all priests or Catholics are masochistic paedophiles. With this insult thing, you know, I work with many muslims now-nurses mostly from Indonesia, and you know they are pretty broad minded, despite chosing to cover their heads and arms when at work. One or two of them I would love to get behind closed doors, I'll tell you that!!!! Anyway, one in particular, I asked her why she wears her headgear and she said it is a personal thing. She was never that religious at school and when it came time for her to show her allegiance as it were, she started wearing it. Her mum said this would not last, but now it's personal for her. Now, one may think she is a pretty strict Muslim because of this, but she is just an ordinary, fucken well sexy clever girl. Many times in her (and the same goes for the rest) work she has had to put up with the comments and insults, but she doesn't go around spitting her dummy and issuing fatwas. The thing is with all extremists, you have to make sure they do not have a popular following. Now the best way to make them popular to the more weak-willed fuckheads is to fuel their fire with protests, comments, and the like. It's like dealing with some cunt who slashes up in an attempt suicide. If you give him sympathy, he can justify what he did...oh yes, poor me, if you give him advice, like do it properly next time dickhead, he goes...the world hates me, I was right to do what I did. The advice...be careful what you say because you're damned if you do, damned if you don't, but which response is more likely to fuel the fire? I am as annoyed as the next man at what some of these cunts have done. Air travel is a nightmare now, but then again, I lived through the IRA campaign as a kid in Belfast and I hated them for how my life was fucked up, but I didn't hate all catholics, indeed I married one. I am not saying welcome some suicide bomber in for tea and a cheese sandwich, because yeah, they are cunts, but what I am saying is don't diss all Muslims because of the handful of what is as always the vocal minority, or you'll play into their hands.

Sept and Oct in NZ, long way to go, and it is a 6 week tournament. I don't know how I can get 6 weeks off work. Followed the Lions there about 4 years ago, was it that long? Had a ball, spent a fortune, still paying it off I reckon, but hey, you only live once. I think it will be a cracker though some of the ticket prices are silly: http://www.rugbyworldcup.com/home/pools/index.html I wonder with a week between some games if it is worth flying to LOS for 4 days of Shagging? Don't get me wrong, NZ prosies aren't bad and it's totally legal there but expensive. Anyone thinking of going?

There is the making of a good oxymoron within that sentence.