Nightrider

What's the difference between crabs and lobsters............... Crabs walk sideways............ I know it's corny , but it made me smile.....

Gerard Butler

Idris Elba

Put the shovel down mate , your hole's deep enough......

Sorry to have to inform you that you are wrong and Gerard Butler is in fact , in this film............!!

Gerard Butler

Judi Dench

Are chelski doomed this season after another defeat , Arsenal look nice and steady and a good result for man city who to be fair to them played right to the end with no signs of settling for a draw , a lacklustre performance by Man Utd but they got the result they needed against a poor Liverpool side , i dont think rodgers will last out the season and i think that most liverpool fans want him out asap.......Sunderland where unlucky not to get at least a draw against Tottenham.......

Michael Williams

Mission Impossible

Three....... If a player plays for one club and is then sold to another club who then loans him out to another club

I think it make's the EPL more exciting , the fact that you never know what's going to happen , who's coming ,who's going etc.... until 1 minute past deadline hour.....

Yanks

Very nice condo in good location , the only thing that let's it down is there is no bathtub , i don't know about other peoples preferences but i like a good long soak in a tub every now and then , this is not a criticism of the condo in any way but i think you should consider getting one installed as it may be a bigger attraction for a lot of like minded people....

The Jackal

Another great read as per usual Monkey........

Chelski humbled again and the scousers thrashed , man city look good at the moment , let's see if man utd can peg them back a bit later today.....!

Dead Tired

I am banking on the gunners tonight to get me my yankee bet up that i placed at the weekend , your right about LVG not wanting to sign Pedro , i can not understand why because united could do with players of his calibre.......

Good night and Good luck

The Big Lebowski

If you go to Mikes shopping Mall ( Beach road end ) and go into the ground floor there are dozen's of shirt and clothes vendors there and if you tell them what your looking for they will get it for you next day , but be sure to agree the price with them first and check the shirts before you pay them because there is a lot of shit stuff out there ........

Sly Stallone

The Ref

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang