Nightrider

Keep well away from Pattaya if you've got any sense........

If you built it on stilts it would then be classed as a condo as it is off the ground.....!

Perrier's Bounty

Meryl streep

Christopher Walken

The very sexy Dana Goodman

Since his short and laughable Olympic stint , Eddie the eagle has gone back to what he knows best , plastering peoples houses.....!

Ice Cube

Ice T

I am just a clever cunt , that's all you need to know..........

No country for old men

They are both shit , you are better flying from Heathrow with a decent carrier.....!

That's a python.......

Thai visa is a waste of space board that won't let you say anything bad about them or the twats that are lining there pockets.....B OF C'S

Gangs of new york

Gillian Anderson

Just when i thought things where improving......!

Are we still on # 8 or are we on # 9.........? I am fucked if i know what's going on at the moment....?

Yes but she is not an accredited actress , she is an adult porn film actress that any one can do and we would never know who there are......! I think under these circumstances that we omit her and carry on....!

Matt Damon

Val Kilmer

Vincent D'Onofrio

You can get them but only if you are known well by the pharmacy staff and are a regular customer .

I don't know why i said that....... How about Green Lantern