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Don't write off having another relationship mate, there are some great women out there. In the meantime, bang loads of women you don't care about and have a shit load of fun. For at least a couple of years. You deserve it.

Never, I'm boring. No wine at all when I'm out drinking, even though I drink it with a meal at home. Gin and slimline for me. Don't care if its a girls drink. That's pretty much all I ever drink as mixing drinks is a minefield I don't want to enter (again).

I have to really check myself when abroad with this kind of thing. I'm not a body builder but I play a lot of rugby and I'm not a small guy at all. Often when in Thailand, people (particularly groups of men of a certain ethnic persuasion, I'm not going to get racial) who are half my size will just keep walking towards me side by side when I have nowhere to go on a pavement but to step out on the street. I've been so tempted before to knock them over like skittles but I think it's a cultural thing, so will move out of the way even though at home I would never do that. I just don't think they re

I'm not sure I agree with this at all. It's very subjective. In the UK wanking is talked about all the time, certainly in my line of work (construction). People hardly shut up about it at school and my old man is a dirty old bugger so he's never been ashamed of admitting to a 5 knuckle shuffle either.

My old man always said "there are a billion Roman Catholics in the world who think masturbation is a sin. So there are at least 500 million Catholics feeling guilty every night..." And he's right. I luckily come from a very sexually liberated family so have no time for prudes. Masturbation is good for you, simple as that. I bought a version of a Fleshlight from Japan recently, best purchase ever. If anyone is interested I can dig out the name of it as it slips my mind right now. It wasn't cheap but well worth it.

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