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scroll down for the answer Scenario: You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a sheer drop and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer:

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two crane flies mating. "Daddy, what are those two spider things doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

Anybody know the website for West Est travel. Cannot find on Google

Stayed at Chaba hut a couple of times but now they have put prices up. It is now low season so you won't have a worry although I would recommend booking something on the net for 1 or 2 days and looking round. You should be able to negotiate a good deal.

A motorist, on his way home from work in Westminster, came to a dead halt in traffic, thinking to himself, "Wow! the traffic seems much worse than usual." After a while, he noticed a police officer walking towards him, between the lines of stopped traffic. He rolled down his window and said "Excuse me officer, what's the hold-up please?" The constable replied "It's the Prime Minister, Mr Tony Blair sir, he's very depressed & does not want to go on. He has stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He is protesting that nobody bel

Save me going to the carts I am not really fussy about the room as normally have too much else on my mind, however when I sober up it has to be to a certain standard. I do look on the website and see the room advertised for 900 bht and must admit I am a little concerned.

I just booked a junior suite at the Welcome Plaza - 900 Bht. Will give a full report in June.

Used to stay at the Chaba Hut in Soi Boukhow which was perfect for me, but just found out they have put price up by 50%. Not happy. Can anybody recommend a Hotel with decent Pool and now thinking about a Bath Tub as well. A DVD player would also be good. Guest friendly, not too fussed about area. 1k or less would be nice. Having searched here Sunshine aparments in Soi 8 seems to fit. Maybe Welcome Plaza as well Appreciate any comments

I just booked with Eva and the confirmation E-Mail stated that it is £75 to change date. I paid £100 with Thai in January when I changed flight

With round 2 about to begin I think now is the time to get on the Tiger. He is always shite in the first round at Augusta. Last year shot a 76 in the first round and still finished 12 under. You can bet in running with most of the UK bookies

Excellent Post. However I need to know who 2 people are? "Living the life of Riley" - Who the Fcuk is Riley "Happy as Larry" - Who is Larry

Does it have a pool??

For those that do not know, British Airways offer Hotline tickets to certain destinations throughout the year. I think they base it on routes which go through quiet periods. The criteria is that you must have a friend or memeber od family who works for BA and can trust you enough to book the flight for you. At present BKK is on their list and most flights in May and June are available for £415 return inc taxes . It is unfortunate because last year I only paid £300 return. I know Eva are offering the same price but just thought I would advise you all For those who have flown both,

Q. What do you call a woman with 2 Cunts A. Mr's Neville

Have also enjoyed playing Jenga with the girls, but it's a right Bastard the night after a good drink. Hands shaking badly and hard to remove the bricks

MM Stamboy's tried that and it's still not working. It won't allow him to change his email address as it says its pending validation. Can you look into please. Cheers MO

Are you sure your names not D H Lawrece??

I've got a ticket which says you can change for £75 but does anyone know what restrictions are, e.g if u can only change on outward return. Or if u have to pay £75 + difference in air fair for the date you booked and the date u want to change to fly out?

It could be Lots of Shagging Lack of Sleep Loads of Singha But we all knowit as....... Land Of Smiles

Hi Guys: One of the TG's reccomended a Hotel called Keerati. However when I search for it I can find no info. Can anyone help at all? I.e Prices, details and opinion Cheers