The English Patient

Steveo Consequent to the challange that you set me some weeks ago I have spent quite some time studying the form of the horses in your upcoming big races next month namely the Caulfield Cup, Cox Plate and Melbourne Cup. From the Euro aspect my suggestion would be Bandari (80/1) in the Caulfield Cup into Westerner (25/1) in the Melbourne Cup. Stick with your own mare Makyebe Diva in the Cox Plate and keep her safe in the Cup if she starts. Another in the Melb Cup worth a small interest is an ex Euro Hugs Dancer also at 80/1 and for old times sake as you are obviously a lover of all

Dodgy The programme sounds great - count me in for all the events. I would like to join the England team for the texas scramble. I like that game because the other players in the team can do all the work! I see there are a lot of English guys in the RideHer Cup so I would like to be the captain of a 3 man English team. I invite Deuce and Pieman to be in my team. See you on the first tee. Let's stick it up that bastard dodgy and the other sweaties! I like the sounds of the skins game - who wants to play me for a few hundred baht? See you all on 1st November. I will be bri

Dodgy Here is a picture of me that proves I am not a short fat bloke. Mine's a bottle of Chivas Regal! Let's not fall out over your insult. I am happy to bury the hatchet if you are. English

Steve O Don't worry too much if you can't play golf every day. Thumper and Softrabbit are already up for a game so I will just let you know what days we are playing and then we can arrange to meet if you want to play. I am still upset about that doghaus calling me a short fat bloke and I am waiting for an apology. There's no need for that. I like a bit of horse racing I do so I'll have a look at the entries. I didn't know you had horse racing in Australia....I thought you had your hands full learning about rugby and cricket. If we do get a winner in this cup thngy, why would you wan

You are a very friendly bunch of golfers! I have already had a messge from Thumper inviting me to play golf with him. I look forward to meeting him and his friends. Thanks for that Thumper. Dodgy - I think you are very insulting to Steve O and me. First of all you call me a "short fat bloke" and then you tell Steve O off. I might be under 6 foot with a bit of a gut but there's no need for the insults. You are probably a short arsed tight fisted Scottish git..... so there! And I know all about the rope in the bar - some bastard already pulled that stunt on me last time. I rang the bell 3 ti

Hello Mr Doghaus I am new to this forum and I am interested in playing golf in Pattaya. I have been to Pattaya 3 times before and have enjoyed playing the golf courses. But it is always a problem finding golf partners because I come to Pattaya on my own. It is very boring playing on your own - it is much better to have people to talk to. I will be in Pattaya from 31st October to 15th November so I would like to play in the RideHer Cup. Can I please enter this competition? I have an official club handicap of 28 so I hope that I wont need to wear a dress! I am not sure about my shirt