alan lad

hi guys Yes we at New Living Dolls 1 are giving some lucky guest a chance to win a new chopper motor bike !! Every time you spend some money in the bar you will have a chance to win. The bike is new and will be there on the night of the draw,at the moment there is a second hand bike the same as the new one on display (this is so the new bike is not damaged the bike is worth about 58,000 bt ) please be in the bar on the night of the 15 th of june to win,if for some reason you cant be there please give us the name of the person coming on your behalf. alan

hi guys terry thats great to hear ! Jerry mate how long before Nok the ... gets here to put shit on another bar trying to help guys save a few $$$ alan

hi guys The owner of this extreame boat is discounting the cost of a 25 min ride from 1500 bt to a low price of 800 bt . This is only a 1 off and you can only buy these ,on the night ,at the FREE BEER night at NEW LIVING DOLLS 1 this tue night the 15th . this is a full on high speed jet boat ,getting to speeds of 90 kph and at high speeds can do 360 spins nose dives and lots more see you tue alan

hi guys Well we have just been talking to the owner of the new "thunder jet" boat down at bali hai. He has been very kind and offered to sell tickets for ride on his boat at a very large discount !! The normal price of a tiket is 1500 bt any one who buys a ticket at the party will only pay 800 bt !!! alan

hi guys Well i said some time ago now ,while i was in Perth helping my son Jason trying to win custody ,that we would have one hell of a party once we were back !! Well his little girl (my granddaughter) has settled in very well . So its now time to have that night ,where we throw a party in the maner it should be, WE are paying !! Yep FREE drinks ALL NIGHT from 8pm till we close . We have done this before so many have seen how busy it gets ,so please come early if you can .For those who have not been to one of the parties were we pay the tab . D/Beer and some house spirits will be flowing FREE all night . I would like to take the chance to thank all who had sent best wishes to Jason and his girl Anika. We will also start our new promo/give away to same night ,so do come have a look (you might like to ride it home yourself) See you all on the 15th alan

hi guys as most know i work at night and for those who dont know i wake up each day between 12 -2pm depending what time i go to sleep. BUT today for some reason unknown to me today started a bit differant. I was awoken slowly by my wife who was doing things under the sheets ,that were making my dreams feel VERY real. As i came to my wife greated me with a good morning darling ! Well first thing i thought was "great i am in luck " the wife (who gets up at about 8am to take care of our son) has come back to bed and wants some thing .Well at this stage dying for a piss i have run off to the toilet to releave myself ,thinking i am going to get lucky (dont you just hate being older ,when i was young i could fuck and later on take a piss). As i come back i now see things are not the same !!I am not sure if she just did this and in my sleep i missed it all .But as i got back to the bed i see that there are 4 or 5 candles burning around the room .First thing i thought was i am about to have my neck cut and be given up to the gods for all my past sins . Then as i settle i hear that there is soft music in the room as well ,you know the type soft sexy stuff ,which left me thinking what the hell is going on here (does she want a new car or some thing ??) Next my wife Dah has but clean sheets and towels every were .She tells me she has made herself some massage oil and wants to give me a massage .I explained that i could handle this (god help me i am still half asleep,maybe its just a dream).Ok darling what did you make this oil from ?Dah tells me she has cooked or warmed up some herbs and oil together and put it into a old shampoo bottle.Oh well it sounds hardless ok my sweet if you must i will lay here a let you test this stuff on my . Dah forces a drink and some food in my mouth before she starts telling me i must be hungry . I am told to lay face down and she starts doing my neck and back,feels great ! What ever this stuff is made from it feels GOOD when you have just woken up .Now neck and back are feeling nice and warm and relaxed .Next she does my feet and legs and by now my charming wife is naked ,with me thinking this is going to be a GREAT start to the day (hell at this stage if she wants a new car she can have one). Well she rolls me over and starts doing my legs then she tries on of those ball massage which is starting to feel very very good .Warm but exciting but she is just playing while trying to give a real massage .Dah next does my hands and the rest of my body (poor girl i have put on some much fat i would not be wanting to look at it from above). God i am feeling good and am just starting to think about what i am going to do to her ! Dah goes back to the ball massage after seeing what it did before ,this time there is a bit more oil . SUDDENLY my ass is starting to burn (well the outside ) and my balls are starting to get that chilli hot feeling .BUT the feeling that i am getting is so nice i dont say any thing at all ,just relax and try to think only of the feeling i am getting . I have started to notice some thing and its getting more urgent ,the more excited i am getting the hoter and hoter things are feeling !! My ass now is starting to burn along with other parts of me ,all of a sunnden its no longer burning I AM ON FIRE !!!! I make a run for the shower trying to get the stuff off my body with out taking the skin off my body ,how ever at this stage even that would feel good ! I am in a COLD shower for about 10 min before i can stand hot water ,which i am hoping will take more of the oil away .About 20 min under water have now left me with a warm glowing feel ,but at least now its only warm . The morning has a happy ending after all of this .BUT i did learn that my wife had used i pan to warm the oil that she had cooked in before .You guessed it ,a chilli dish !! I just got rubbed down with chilli infussed oil . The stange part was it felt good and bad at the same time .the WORSE part was once i was jumping around my wife would not let me come near her till i had washed it all off ,guess they are used to what chilli is like in private parts . Too my mate "dog" i hope you dont suffer as much with the hair removal cream today ?? alan

hi guys hi Joe mate i noted that the girls get all of the 100bt and the bar makes nothing ,so anyone that has a discount card understands that there is NO further discount . Guys as MM noted last night you could have gotten to my bar at 2am had a drinkfound a girl you liked bar fined her and still had time to get back to MMs place for a drink or 2 (things are changing back) alan

hi guys well i am pissed off with the way the police have been playing with things lately (ok its not there fault they are under orders) So we have cut the price of bar fines for the next 7 days to a cost of 100 bt after 2 am each night !!! Guys at this price the bar makes NOTHING but we wish to show you that coming to Thailand is not all bad and to start this we are offering you this discount for a limited time (sorry the discount card does not get you any future discount). so please do drop into the bar find your self a girl or 5 and .......stupid alan guys i am very sorry i have not had time to post ,i have had so much on with work outside of Thailand .To Martin + Ed great having a drink with you both tonight

hi joe mate this is a REAL GOLD SHOP and yes you are right about prises but a some one said its gone up . Not all gold shops are the same !! Some have even sold gold plate claiming it was real gold this will not happen here . so if you want a shop you can trust this is the one alan

hi guys Yes it is a great place VERY clean, hey father you liked the round bed ?? guys forget the booking as they really do work on a first come basis (how else could it work its a short time place) I will get you there number so you can ring to make sure there is a room free so you dont go there for nothing . alan

hi unzipped it was great having you guys in the bar ,you looked like you all had a good time even if you were having a bad hair day !! What time do we close ? plenty of time for you to take advantage of our offer alan

hi guys This is the same friend that owns the gold shop ,things are a bit slow for every one in town ,so i said i would do a post for them. The place is VERY clean and is out of the way a little so the girlfriend/wife wont find you . Rates are also VERY cheap being only a few hundred baht +it is a drive in service .You drive up to the front door of your room (this way no one sees who you are with ). anyway this is a photo map of how to get there alan Photo 1: Full Love Inn sign as seen coming from Pattaya Klang on 3rd road, just before Xzyte Club. Photo 2: Full Love Inn sign as seen from Xzyte Parking lot. Take road between 7-11 and Full Love Inn sign. Follow road until you see sign in Photo 3. Turn Left. Photo 3: Full Love Inn sign. Turn left here. Photo 4: You have arrived. Photo 5: Map

hi guys This is a friends shop ,many people ask from time to time just where to go to buy gold.The thing i like best is what ever they tell you ,you are buying it is 100% true . Cheap ,guys there is no such thing as cheap gold unless it is not all gold,but here you will get looked after with price and service.Please dont say that Alan sent you as they wont know what you are talking about . Best to say shane from livingdolls told you to drop in and ask for Khun Suk (sook)she is the owner,any way here is a photo map of where to go or if anyone needs i am happy to take you down there Photo 1: Approximately 200 meters from Pattaya Klang on 2nd road. Photo 2: Approximately 150 meters from Pattaya Klang on 2nd road. Photo 3: Approximately 40 meters from Gold Shop on 2nd road. Photo 4: Gold Shop is approximately 100 meters before Pattaya Klang on 2nd road. Photo 5: Map of location.

hi guys just a reminder with so many new guys in town that we still have our 200bt bar fine after 2 am . Before this it is 400 bt . We still have beer starting at 50 bt and stots starting at 50 bt ALL NIGHT hope we see you all soon alan

hi guys many guys have met our mute girl "nick" or number 26 . Well tonight is her 22 birthday and she is a bit shy about it ,so if you are walking past please drop in and wish her the best. alan

hi guys i am away at the moment BUT i will pass the hi on to apple alan

hi guys well yes i did show someone else things and photos on this board . I should be ashamed of myself !!! Ok i will tell you who ! It was my son OLIVER and he is 2 ,he sat on my knee and looked while i was working . I did not think it was wrong till he looked at a photo of a large nipple and looked at me and said " muma noom muma noom" god his mother would have killed me as it was not hers alan

since when is Roland happy ?? alan

hi guys Hi uk this is one reason i am posting this late to try and keep some of the numbers down just a little ? no Oliver i hope will be a good boy and be in bed by the time we are in full swing. Guys just remeber just as last time D/beer and happy hour drinks are free all night alan

hi guys . THIS coming WED night 26th starting at 8 pm we will be having free drinks all night just as we did when we reopened ! This went down well with so many last time that we were looking for a reason to do it again . so PLEASE do come down and have a few drinks with us . dont forget to ask about the specials on bar fines that night alan

hi guys Again thanks for the feed back . RB yes mate if i was a fuck wit i would have look back 2 years for a post about the same thing !! RB things have changed in the last few years ,the way the girls are now today (we hear many times about how much better the girls were before etc etc),even the way the client base has changed from years gone by . So with out knowing i posted some thing that had been asked before (bet i am not the first to do that or are you just having a bad day ??). How ever i think Pieman will read this and see some things that are not the same now JUST as i did when i read his post !! ANy time a owner asks the customer how he would like things it must be good for the customer yes ?? And better still some things come out of the talk like my mumasan and her asking for drinks all the time ,which i will now stop with out her knowing who it is that said any thing. Guys please remember that lady drinks make ME very little money at 99 bt a drink (50 bt is for the girl less cost of the drink) i would be happy for the girls to drink the same as you and not have to give her 50 bt ,but some thing tells me she would not be so happy !! AS for girls not finishing there drink PLEASE let me know i am happy to have the girl pay for the drink! alan

hi guys we could have it so you could try to match which ass and which clit belong to the same girl ? yes we will have these to start with laying on beds and things like that ,we after all you have to be able to see thing now dont you alan

hi guys hi Jerry Mate you have asked a good ? and one that i have looked at many times . What we do at the moment is like most bars ;the girl has to finish her set dancing and then can come over to sit with you ,as if it is her turn to dance she must get up ,but can come back. Why do we do it this way ,i tried before to have it so girls could sit with a guy if she had a LD but the only problem was that you could see clearly that the girls were hassling guys so she did not have to dance or taking looker than the guy to drink her drink again so she did not have to dance. This all set up the bar to be a place where the girls wanted to jumb on guys only for drinks so they did not have to dance. Other problem was that if you spotted another girl you liked if the girl did not go to dance it was not as easy to get to talk with the other girl. YES the older mamasun is a pain in the ass when it comes to drinks and your feed back has told me more of what i thought before . I will be talking to her once i get back in 2 days and asking her to stop asking for drinks as i dont like even the dancers doing this. Its hard at times ;i have asked my girls NOT TO JUMP on guys as they sit down and ask for drinks .This at times makes it hard for guys to get girls to come over as she is not alway sure that it is her that you want to talk with . What i was starting to see before i went away was girls starting to sit in the corner away from guys ,so as not to hassle anyone . BUT it was becomeing a way to hide in the end and not to say hello. I dont want guys hit on for drinks BUT i do want it so you can talk with a girl if you wish ,with out to much trouble. Thank you guys for your feed back !! In asking you i am able to keep /make the service i offer the best i can and the above is a good example . Many times you will see things that i dont again thank you alan

hi guys Well thank you for your coments the interesting thing is that on another board some said they did not like there beer too cold . BUT i think i will get a big tub made once i am back in town (i should have it up and working in 10-14 days ) and we can start putting the beer in this to chill it down as much as possable . We get the lines in our bar cleaned 2 -3 times a week to try and keep it all cleaned (many bars do it only once every 1-3 mths). again please more inputis always welcome and the bucket idea i will look at more you might have some thing there . When serving does the girl open them all at one time ?? Other wise it might get to be a pain in the ass to get her back to open them as you need them. alan

hi rodney Mate every time i post some thing i would hope that some one might visit my bar because of what i say ,as i express the way we run the bar . I am asking as there has been some talk about girls not taking care/talking to guys soon enough. So in my mind the best thing to do is to get feed back from you guys ,as i stated VERY CLEARLY this was because i wanted to improve the service to my guests . And in anyway what is wrong with a plug for the bar its in the business forum is it not ?? alan