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Well that’s it all over. I think we can say a brilliant series, so exciting. It seems a shame there had to be a looser and I think cricket is the real winner. Looking forward to 18 months time when it starts all over again. I am not going to gloat because that’s not my way. But what the fuck we won. Yippee, Yessssss , get on there Two baryfines for Mr Duece , Yahooo, Oh you beauty. And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy Lamb of God On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the Countenance Divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Among these dark Satanic Mills? Bring me my Bow of burning gold: Bring me my Arrows of desire: Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my Chariot of fire. I shall not cease from Mental Fight Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green & pleasant Land. Whoops sorry got carried away Good game lads Cheers Duece

It’s just like it for the Aussies to lower the tone of the comp. Whichever team they play for. Cheers Duece

Ha Ha found a weakness in team US. Cheers Duece

If I am not mistaken the photo is one of the Hero’s from Telemark. (Our Norwegian contingent). Maybe you made a mistake English, I am sure it was. Cheers Duece

Hey Irishman. Sons wedding more important than the RIDEHER cup Get your priorities right. Sons get married all the time but there is only one RIDEHER Cup. Only joking mate have a good time and wish him well from all the Euro team Cheers Duece

No Irishman or Saigon Butterfly for the US this year ? Come on guys sign up, don't be shy Cheers Duece

Hey Bertie and Foursome Frank - Good to see you are following a hard work ethic. Now remember its eight pints a night and two rounds of sex, as well as the little white ball bit. I don’t want you guys slacking in the seven weeks before the tourney, keep it up (if you know what I mean). Hub - Less hair than Jim Furyk Mmm maybe! but defiantly allot less nose. Ah Grendal - Your team are a load of slackers as you see by the posts we Euros are in hard training. Now we know you missed last year to go into a swing change so it must be coming on now, after two years of practice. English Patient - you sound like a great asset to the Euro team, someone who does not run from a fight and shows true grit, the type we need in the Euro team, I like it. You could maybe do some informal sessions on having the right mentality for our team before the tourney. Wish I had 12 like English on my side. Cheers Duece

Bad news for us Euros Super Matt is back. After a year away from the tourney he’s back. Two times captain of the US and rideher hall of famer, he has been persuaded to make the journey to represent his country again. OK, Euros lets go into action! Stevo - Your mission is to have a certain ladyboy in his room on the eve of the comp. Pieman – a game of Spoof with him would go down well (preferably through the game). Doggy – I think Miss Whiplash could fuck his putting stroke. Ben – A free bar fine with the liveliest filly in the pack would do nicely AM – Wear the bra (you know the one) Hilly – Train the sexiest caddy at Phoenix GC to do extras for him. It may be tough team, but we can counter act this surprise addition to the US team. Oh by the way he will be playing for team USA. Shirt size - extra tight with a cape. Sorry to be the bringer of this news, but we can prevale. Thanks Duece

Yes I must be mistaken looks more like Arm Pitt rather than Brad Pitt though

Hell That caddy on the left has a Dungheap growing out of her neck

Sailfast 27.999999999999999999999999999999hcp I may suck, but I refuse to wear a dress without proper heels. Nice to see we have a real man Well done Sailfast Cheers Duece

Shit I only put in AA because I could not delete the post and it asked for some message. Maybe my fingers were telling me something , anyway back to my beer . Just shows you can start a thread with any shit. Cheers Duece

Not dogshit Hub but B52 spill from a Spoof competition. The reason why I look like I have lipstick on , Must have been on a saturday morning. You know how I like dressing up on Friday nights Doggy- Thought the aviator would be like turning the tables on Miss Whiplash Cheers Duece

Well, apparently team Europe have already started a training regime to win the RIDEHER CUP in 2005. The training session was held behind closed doors in May. No cameras were allowed but a US spy did get to see and drew an artists impression of the team in training. "Be scared US, be scared", these guys look like honed athletes. Cheers Duece

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Hi Will be there in November for the RIDEHER CUP again. Size of dress = 2XL Handicap = 15 Team = Euro. Is Lobbin still strutting his stuff in Pattaya or has he gone down on some one? I have been practicing hard getting my balls through sheep’s legs since last year, just in case of a play off Cheers Duece

Hey JC1 Get yourself in we except all (as long as you do not mention the Lions tour ) You would be the first NZ to play in the Rideher cup so don't know if you wuld play for the US or Europe (If you are below a 20 handicap I think you are Euro) Look at Doghouses post for timetable, lots of guys playing early November would be great to have you along, Katz Open is also another great day out. http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=15256 Cheers Duece

Hey I only knew that sheep for three months before the RIDEHER Cup and it was a purely platonic relationship, (apart from that night when Pieman took me drinking ) any other suggestions and my solicitor will be in touch. I know doggy was always sniffing around when it was about though (as below) Glad to have you on board Martin, hope you are taking some lessons from Ben Cheers Duece

Hey Eddy If you are in Pattaya Nov, get into the Rideher cup on 7th November. its a great comp for all standards and great fun. Rideher Cup Dates I am sure the US are looking for more players. Cheers Duece

No problem Mr Doggie

Sorry Guys have removed the topic. did not know it was a hoax. Thanks for letting me know Tom and Explorer. Cheers Duece

Our own Doggy could only get on the Scottish one pound note Cheers Duece

Stevo was nearing the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the Stevo had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy, "I'd move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course." "Try heaven," said the caddy. "You've already moved most of the earth." Pieman and BigKev were at the 1st green when Pieman noticed that BigKev had a new putter, Pie asked “ why the new putter”? bigkev said “the other one did'nt float” . Cheers Duece

One for Doggy Doggy hits his ball into the rough. After searching for several minutes, he finally locates it, sitting right on top of a large anthill. He squares up, takes a big swing--missing the ball completely. Hundreds of innocent ants die. He steps back, swings again--and misses, killing even more ants. The ball is still sitting there: but by now, the ants are panicking. As they are scurrying in every direction, one ant finally has an idea. "Follow me," she shouts authoritatively. "OK," said another ant, "but where are we going?" The first ant points to the golf ball in front of them and says, "It's obvious if we don't get on the ball, we're all going to die!" Only kidding Doggy I know you played well on the South American tour Hope you can make it this year Tom, and hope you back fit again. Cheers Duece "Is that my friend in the bunker, or is the bastard on the green!"

Last summer Tom met a woman in Pattaya while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Tom said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now." "Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker." "I see, Tom replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight." Cheers Duece