Toast's

[pattayahappy 0]

 

I do like a good toast.

 

My current favourite is as follows-

 

Here's to the girl I Love the best,

I love her best when shes undressed,

I'd fuck her sitting, standing, lying;

If she had wings, I'd fuck her flying.

And when shes dead, and long forgotten, :crying

I'll dig her up, and fuck her rotten.

 

Cheers!

 

Anyone got other amusing ditties like this?

 

Pattayahappy.

[monkeyman 1,604]

Here's to women's legs.

 

Some guys like fat legs.

 

Some guys like thin legs.

 

But most guys like something in between.

[laffnliv 78]

Here's to good health,...and good friends! Everything else is bullshit!

Roy

[pattayahappy 0]

 

JBmiller and monkey man currently first place joint.

 

laffnliv-good second.

 

Anymore for any more?

[pattayahappy 0]

OK miller, you got it!

 

To virgins and lesbians...... Thanks for NOTHING!- my personal favourite!

[russell 0]

I'll take a shot at it.

Here's to health, wealth, and sex, may we live long enough to enjoy all three.

[Tahoe_Bill 0]

Popular with the GIs in the early 80’s;

 

‘Here’s to you and here’s to me, the best of friends may we always be!

But should we ever disagree, fuck you and here’s to me!’

[rockinjerry 2]

Tahoe Bill:

 

And, a more subtle way of putting it.

 

Here's to you and here's to me. May we never disagree. But, If we do-to Hell with You, Here's to ME!

 

Rockin'

[laffnliv 78]

And a VERY old one: Through the lips and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes!

Roy

 

We old guys sometimes have good memories.

[Eric_Olthwaite 0]

We old guys sometimes have good memories.

 

Not really a toast, I know, but what Englishman could ever forget that boyhood anthem My Friend Billy ?