WARNING TO ALL NEWBEES

[LilWilly]

When sitting on a bar stool in a crowded bar, if someone comes up to you and says, "Excuse me, can I push in your stool?" --

becareful where you stand.

 

Edited December 1, 2005 by LilWilly

[fd2084]

Oh, now I see, "bar stool". Funny. Here's a few more from the collection:

 

Why did LilWilly tiptoe past the sleeping pills in the medicine cabinet? Because he didn't want to wake the "sleeping" pills!

 

Why did the salad dressing scream when LilWilly opened the refrigerator door? Because it was "dressing!"

 

I'm here all week, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitresses (unless you're torrenova, of course ).

 

For those who don't need their hands held to understand a joke, here's the proper way to tell it:

 

What's the best pickup line in a gay bar? "May I push your stool in?"

[Bat]

LilWilly, I heard that joke this way:

 

Q: What is the favorite pickup line in a gay bar?

 

A: Can I push your stool in for you?

[LilWilly]

I'd heard it abour 15 years ago from one of the ladies at work, but that sounds about right. All the talk about LBs lately made me think of it and revise it a little for Pattaya. No harm.

[Krowdon]

Two condoms bounce their way to the front of a gay bar. They stop, one looks at the other and says: "Hey, ya wanna go in and get shitfaced?"

 

[Bat]

[poskat]

how do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

 

Flip it over.

[fd2084]

I've got a few good ones.

 

Q: Why are colored people so fast?

A: Because all the slow ones are in jail!

 

Q: Why do Jews have big noses?

A: Because air is free!

 

Q: How do you know when Asians start moving into a Mexican neighborhood?

A: All the Mexicans start buying car insurance!

 

Hee hee.

[whilliam_mancon]

Great stuff!