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The genius genie.

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The genius genie.








A man walked into a bar with a paper bag. He sat down and placed the

bag on the counter.


The bartender asked, "What's in the bag"?


The man reached into the bag and pulled out a little man about one

foot high and set him on the counter.


He reached back into the bag and pulled out a small piano, setting it

on the counter as well.


He reached into the bag once again and pulled out a tiny piano stool,

which he placed in front of the piano.


The little man sat down at the piano and started playing a beautiful

piece by Mozart!


"Where on earth did you get that?" said the bartender.


The man responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulled

out a magic lamp. He handed it to the bartender and said: "Here. Rub


it." So the bartender rubbed the lamp and suddenly there 's a gust of


smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.


"I will grant you one wish."


The bartender got really excited. Without hesitating, he said, "I want


a million bucks!"


A few moments later, a duck walked into the bar. It is soon followed

by another duck, then another.


Pretty soon, the entire bar was filled with ducks and they kept



The bartender turned to the man and said, "Y'know, I think your

genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million



"Tell me about it!!" said the man, "do you really think I asked for a

12 inch pianist?

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