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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.

 

Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

 

-Albert Einstein

 

 

 

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into

 

the office.

 

- Robert Frost

 

 

 

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

 

 

 

- Franklin P. Jones

 

 

 

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

 

-Jean Cocturan

 

 

 

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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

 

- Jerry Seinfeld

 

 

 

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

 

- Darrin Weinberg

 

 

 

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Life is pleasant.

 

Death is peaceful.

 

It's the transition that's troublesome."

 

 

 

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

 

 

 

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

 

 

 

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

 

 

 

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

 

 

 

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

 

 

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

 

 

 

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

 

 

 

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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia.

 

 

 

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U learn in life when u lose

 

 

 

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"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."

 

--Albert Einstein

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Very good!