Bohemiem Rhapsody

[mbiggs 1]

To the tune of The Queen Classic Bohemiem Rhapsody

 

Naan, just killed a man,

Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead

Naan, Dinner's Just Begun

But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away

Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh

Didn't mean to make you cry

Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow

Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

 

Too Late, My Dinner's Gone,

Sends Shivers Down my Spine

Rectum Aching All the Time

Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go

Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo

Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh

The Doopiaza is so Mild

I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All

Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras

 

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango

Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy Meat

Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Nann (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

 

I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me

He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory

Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantine

Here it Comes There it Goes Technicolour Yawn

I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again (There he Goes)

Coming Back Again (Up Again)

Here it Goes Again (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)

On my Knees I'm on my Knees

On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes

This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts

Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....

 

(Guitar Solo)

 

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?

So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?

Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby

Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here

 

(Reprise)

Korma, sag or bhuna

bhaji, balti or naan

Nothing makes a difference

Nothing makes a difference

Nothing makes a difference To meee....

Anyway, my wind blows....shshshsh

[stewieg 1]

I've got the Glasgow version somewhere. I'll look for it.