Ethel

[Eneukman 1]

I think I've posted he this before a couple of years ago but what the hell

 

Ethel

 

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge

around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting

up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman

is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her,

and some of the males actually join in.

 

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and

Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

 

"STOP!", he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a licence for that

thing?"

 

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit-Kat wrapper

and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the

hall.

 

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold

popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP!

 

Have you got proof of insurance?"

 

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it

up to him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am."

 

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Craggy

Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very

sizeable erection in his hand.

 

“Oh, no" said Ethel, "Not the breathalyser again!"

 

Alan