Well done Paddy

thegrim · November 25, 2006

A wife came home early and found her husband Paddy in their bedroom making

love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -

a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you.

I want a divorce straight away!"

And Paddy replied "Hang on just a minute

luv, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And Paddy began-

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here

asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I

took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin,

not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion,

I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas

I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're

afraid you'll put on weight.The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you

have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,

which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy

blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy

her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique

and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same.

Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued "She was so grateful

for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she

turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

"Please.. do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

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