poor billy

[tom21 19]

BILLY'S G@Y DANCER DAD

 

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their

fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman,

salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically

quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

 

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front

of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a

cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

 

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to

ask him if that was really true.

 

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."

[stewieg 1]

I thought the punchline would be ''he plays football for Rangers but I was wrong'' only a joke not to be taken seriously.