Einstein's Birthday

[shamasdog 1]

A slight twist on a posting from Don Giovanni CRT

 

January 4th is Einstein's birthday. He would have been 107. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

 

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed, and postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

 

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

 

This brings to mind the Pattaya theory of Relativity, that's where you marry a TG and get to support all of her relatives.

 

Thanks Don Giovanni

 

Shamas O'Dognasty

[dogblower 3]

Marry an orphan.

 

With no kids.

[sabang 0]

One of the most endearing things about Einstein is that after he moved to the USA and became comfortably ensconced at Princeton, he had a few groupies.

Yes, he was a dirty old man.

Shame, in spite of all his brilliance, that he never made it to Pattaya.