How to get a black eye.

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>> How to get a black eye.

>

> A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and

> sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to

> him also has a black eye.

>

> He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes.

> Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

>

> So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue

> twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this

> gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So,

> instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like

> a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."

>

> The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."

> "I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please

> pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined

> my life, you lousy bitch.'' .