Clean Joke

[Swami 0]

It's hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small

tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is

that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot

tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says,

Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son

of a birch?"

 

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is

neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best

piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.