Little Johnny

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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word

"fascinate" in a sentence.

 

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm And we

all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

 

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word

fascinate,'' not fascinating.

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I

was fascinated'' The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted

you to use the word "fascinate."...not fascinated.

 

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been

burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could

damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

 

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits

are so big she can only fasten eight."

 

The teacher sat down and cried.