BigusDicus

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. "There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane, and he turned to him and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. “Okay,” he said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first

So, God made Adam. Adam was walking around one day and realized that he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion. God said, "I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though." Adam said, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"

Time to shop for summer...

Nice, thank you!

The Merlin charged you a joiner fee? I missed that, thought you were referring to the Hard Rock. Merlin never charged any of us a joiner fee (perhaps part of the Navy package). One time when I showed up last moment and the Merlin was booked solid I stayed at the place just south, Montien perhaps? They hit me with a joiner fee. First I had heard of the term/concept. Was quite incensed. Fortunately was able to wiggle into the Merlin withing 2-3 days