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Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.

BigusDicus

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  1. Breaking news a cheese factory in France explodes. Eyewitness reports of De-Brie everywhere.d
  2. A man was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly: "Thanks for that. It was lovely but listen very very carefully ... Are-my-test-results-back?!"
  3. Jayne Mansfield shopping in grocery store, circa 1957. Make up your own punchlines. They'll all work.
  4. Wouldn't surprise me at all. Cats have it in for us, the little nihilistic bastards.
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