BigusDicus

Last night after I thought all the trick or treaters were gone a boy about 12 years old came to the door. He was dressed in all red, instead of saying trick or treat he says "I am your period, sorry I am late."

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to of all people a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally after many such glances from her he said, “It’s golf balls.” Nevertheless the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

Aethelred, Godwinson & Cadfael, shysters at law, downtown Hastings 'We'll gettest thou thy own castle, or thou owest us no fee (well, maybe a few years of serfdom).'

GenZ women at 30: "I hate kids, I hate marriage, I like going on vacation any time I want, sleeping in and having a maid service to clean my place. I don't need a husband because I'm enough for me!" GenZ women at 50: "Why am I so lonely? Where are all the good men? Why do I feel so unfulfilled?" GenZ men at 16: "I want to be a woman." GenZ men at 20: "I made a mistake."

I'm not quite sure if this is just the work some odd medieval manuscript illuminator or part of an interoffice memo of US Department of Transportation. (Think about it ... )