BigusDicus

I'm not quite sure if this is just the work some odd medieval manuscript illuminator or part of an interoffice memo of US Department of Transportation. (Think about it ... )

The Mini Skirt: In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

Metallica's drummer, Lars Ulrich, was at Bradley Cooper's house when he saw Lady Gaga and came up with a brilliant idea. He said to Gaga, "We're doing the Grammys in a couple of months, do you wanna join us?", she replied in seconds, "Yes, that would be great". From that moment, a collaboration of the highest order was set as Lady Gaga and Metallica took to the stage to perform an incredible live version of "Moth Into A Flame". However, on the night they faced technical issues that threatened to overshadow their incredible performance, but thankfully, Lady Gaga's quick thinking made it a performance to remember.

https://www.themusicman.uk/sina-drums/